Fałszywa taksówka niegrzeczna dama uprawia seks za darmo

Right, love almost didn't see you under the tree there. Are you waiting for a taxi?

I'd love to but I haven't got my purse on me.

You haven't got your purse on you?

No, I'm in the parade under the bushes.

Oh, erm, if you've got no money I'm sorry there's not a lot I can do to help you.